What's your favorite stupid joke?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:45

What's your favorite stupid joke?

A young man walks into a doctor's office and the doctor says, “Son, you need to stop masturbating.”

Very concerned, the young man manages to ask, “But, but why?!”

And the frog says, “I've got this terrible wart on my ass!”

Atheists, there is a god up there in heaven and he loves you so much that he sent his son to die the worst death imaginable and then to turn into a zombie all to save you from sin. Why do you reject him?

And the doctor responds, “Because otherwise I'll never be able to complete your examination!”

A guy walks into a doctor's office with a frog on his head and the doctor says, “What seems to be the problem?”